And they say she wasn't objectified?

I mean, we KNEW the Berlin Wall was sexy...remember this genius that "married" the Berlin Wall? I wonder what their arguments were like:

Eija: "Talk to me!"
Wall: "...."
Eija:"Talking to you is like talking to a brick wall."
Random passerby: "Uh, actually it is made of concrete."

Well, someone managed to surpass her. Upon finding out the Berlin Wall apparently believed in polygamy, Erika moved on to "having a physical relationship with a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom" (eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww) to marry the Eiffel Tower.

Now, there are LOTS of questions here. For example...where did she get the marriage license? How does she feel about other people...MANY other people...being inside her spouse? LITERALLY inside, I mean...having dinner, checking out the view...

Is the Eiffel Tower jealous of the fence piece?

Was the London Bridge the Bridge of Honor? Was the Great China the Best Wall?

But I think the best question is...how much money must her friends have to travel from San Francisco to attend the wedding ceremony?

It is creepy enough we know about TWO of these freaks...but knowing people spent good money to attend this stuff...something tells me there are some of us out there who can afford a few more taxes after all.

And who would have thought the people on Springer were NORMAL?