I assume it was the result of a bet. I wasn't there to hear the conversation, but I imagine it went something like this.
"Television is brilliant."
"Liar."
"No, it is. Seriously. I can sit down at any given moment and find something good on."
"Not possible."
"Care to take a wager on it?"
"Sure. I will sit in front of the television until something good comes on. A dollar a minute."
The updated results: a mere 42 years later they found her, still sitting in front of the tv...
And I think this quote says a lot about the investigative skills demonstrated by the police:
"So far we have no idea how it is possible that someone officially reported missing so long ago was not found before in the same apartment she used to live in."
Well duh...if she is reported missing, why WOULD you look where she lived? If she was there she could hardly be considered missing...If this were put in a movie the critics would blast it for all the plot holes. Just sayin'...
4 years ago
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So you'll know where to find me if I turn up missing then? ;)
42 years before somebody checked on the occupancy of an apartment. I understand that at first it was the communist inefficiency followed by a horrific war but gimme a break. 42 years. Its not like it was a small town, we're talking the nation's capital here folks.
Jlee, I even suspect you will be watching Tivo'd American Idol reruns
WIGSF, I am thinking I might move there...cheap rent.
That's a lot of fucking television.
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