My New Business Venture

A lot of people don't know where to turn for help. Overlooked segments of society suffer greatly. People go without food because they don't know where the mission is, they go without shelter because they don't know where the housing authority is, they go without...well, lots of things. And there are lots of people trying to rectify these oversights. But there are still segments of society that need help and are overlooked. Like...



this one. If only someone had helped him he might have robbed someplace they DIDN'T know his name...I don't know, maybe the Cheers bar or something. And he is hardly alone. I mean, with just a little better planning this guy would have known not to breathe while playing dead. Or, had someone just given them a plan perhaps these poor folk would have called non-police officers to purchase crack from. Of course, then the classic, "What, are you on crack?" question would have been less funny when asked of them.

But clearly this is an overlooked segment of the population. Let us be honest...some people are just too stupid to plan their own crimes. So that is where I come in. Oh, I won't plan REAL crimes. I will simply start a class investigating how crimes might be committed if someone wanted to. I can give grades and everything. I just have to make sure someone else did not come up with the idea first...