A conversation I was not there for

"Crime rates are rising among the youth."
"Yep, we should do something about it."
"I have an idea. Let's build an Anti-Youth Crime Youth Center."

To general acclaim this idea was heralded as brilliant. To save funds the plan was to purchase a pre-packaged, easy install building. Soon the funds were raised, the purchase was made, the material arrived, the people gathered to build the building.

"Ah, I had a good sleep last night. I am ready to get cracking."
"Yes, me also. Say, where are the crates holding the building?"
"Not sure. They were hear last night."
"I guess we can only come to one conclusion: Someone stole the Anti-Crime Building."

2 comments:

JLee said...

oh, the irony...

Riot Kitty said...

Oh man! I shouldn't be laughing, I know.

It reminds me of that failing pedestrian bridge a few years ago...which was named the Failing (after the Failing family) Pedestrian bridge!! You *couldn't* make that up.

Unfortunately it's no longer failing.