This is your captain speaking

Thank you for flying KLM Airlines. For those of you expecting to land at the Rajiv Ghandi Airport in Hyderabad, there will be a slight 1200 mile detour to Mumbai since I don't believe that airport exists.

On the bright side...your luggage will show up at the same time you do. For those with allergies, we will be serving nut-free peanuts in the gallery.

1 comment:

Riot Kitty said...

Wow, that's one I've never heard of. And I thought American Airlines was bad...