A typical Sunday drive conversation

"This is such a pretty drive. We should go up to the heating plant."

"Yes, that sounds good."

"Say, does it seem like this road is missing something?"

"Now that you mention it...yes. But what could it be?"

"I...I don't know. It is paved, it has a lane each direction, it has road signs...what could be missing?"

"Oh, now I know...wasn't there a steel bridge here yesterday?"

"Yes...yes there was. Huh. Someone stole the bridge overnight.I wonder what they will do with 200 tons of steel?"

1 comment:

Riot Kitty said...

How could no one notice? Shit, even my cat would notice!