Santa has gone too far this time!

I can leave or not take the department store Santas. To me, they are just another part of the irritation of this time of year; crabby people, crowded stores, sales on garbage nobody really needs and probably not very many even want...the nincompoops ringing the bells in front of every door you go in...I swear, Salvation Army bell-ringing beggars are more ubiquitous than one-armed bandits in Vegas...and, of course, numerous photo-ops in the mall of Santa, his reindeer and elves.

So as far as I am concerned, you can fire the photo Santas at any time for taking up too much space. Or for, you know, offending people by saying "Ho Ho Ho" and singing Christmas Carols....

P.S. I thought this post would be funnier if I linked each "Ho" to a different scantily clad bimbo. Unfortunately, pictures of Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton are pretty passe this year....