Imagine the embarrasment if they are caught...

Police are still searching for the pair of thieves. One wonders why. They are not particularly good thieves. They clearly did a poor job of profiling their victim. Sure, they got away with her purse. Of course, all that was in it was a dead rabbit she was on her way to bury...

Can you imagine telling that story in prison?

Prisoner 1: "Yeah, I robbed the 15th National Bank. Got away with 20,000 Euros and got caught when my girlfriend bought a new fur."
Prisoner 2: "Yeah, I am doing a stretch for killing a guy with an ice pick. I bet next time he won't cross his eyes when he looks at me."
Prisoner 3: "Yeah, I got hard time for stealing a dead rabbit."

1 comment:

Riot Kitty said...

You talk about instant karma...