An announcement of mammoth importance

Though, to be fair, it is not yet an announcement...it is not even a certainty..it is, at this point, in reality just a rumor.

But a good rumor.

An exciting rumor.

A thrilling rumor.

One might even say...a life-changing rumor.

Are you ready for this?

Are you sure?

Got your ventilator going to resotre breathing?

Got your defibrillator charged to restart your heart?

Got your life-insurance paid up?

Okay. Here it is then.

While not finalized, the buzz surrounding an animated Groo film is also building. "We sold an option to a producer who commissioned the script from us. Several studios want it, but we haven't quite got all the pieces in place," Evanier said.

Yeah, I will buy tickets to that. And for all you mulching mendicants unwilling to pony the kopins for cheese-dip while watching the magnificent Barbarian barbare his way across the screen, let me just say...you have grood worse than any grooer ever grood before.