I would divorce over that!

I can think of a few good reasons to get a divorce...why, here is a short list from recent memory:

- having my genitals whacked off with a knife. Pretty sure that is a good enough reason.
- having my sexual prowess compared to another person's...I might choose divorce over penis-whacking.
- having all my worldly belongings put in a van which is then driven into the ocean.

I think those are a few pretty good reasons to start. But the best reason of all?

If her cat ate my birds...