Good thinking!

One suspects that by the time a person is in their 40s they have learned a few things. Sometimes they learn valuable lessons. Other times...not so much. Take a 43 year old Malaysian. While polygamy may be illegal here in the States (you can live with multiple women in intimate relationships, you just can't MARRY them...), it is fine in Malaysia. So he married a second wife, a young beauty in her 30s.

One night he was in bed with his first wife, a few years older, checking in at 48. One assumes they, by this time, know a few things about one another. Such as whether they have tempers. And whether him suggesting to her that the new, younger wife is better sexually.

So she did something completely unexpected. But how could it be unexpected? In those circumstances, what wife wouldn't go Lorena Bobbitt on him and whack off his penis. The painful way, with a knife.

I know, it is funny enough already...but go to the story page and check out the VVVVVVVVEEEERRRRRRRRRYYYYYY tasteful picture accompanying it...