Guinness...can I get in the book too?

Some of the reasons people have used for trying to get into the Guinness Book of World Records have been pretty lame. And there is always someone trying...just a few days ago a bunch of people tried to get in for "largest number of people simultaneously skipping". Thanks for taking time out of your busy lives for that, losers.

But Zhang Quan has a topper. He is attempting to set a record that A) approaches being illegal and B) he himself can't tolerate....clapping for the longest period of time. However, by his own admission...it even hurts his own ears because of the volume. in an industry based on pointlessness and irrelevancy, I think we now have reached a new low. Thanks, Quan, thanks for nothing. What, you want some applause?