How to attract the ladies

It is no secret society is currently on a crusade to convince men to smell better. So as a public service, here are the top 5 scents guys can use to attract the ladies


5) For lucky guys, sweat.
Believe it or not, I have had multiple females ask me what scent I was wearing when the true but humiliating answer is "I have not had a chance to shower after playing basketball for hours and having every centimeter drenched with sweat." Apparently...my sweat is sweet.

4) Brut

3) Calvin Klein's fine line of scents

2) Axe body spray

1) Feet so smelly they cause the neighbors to complain a body is decomposing next door when in truth you are just sleeping