A family friend lost her husband a little over a year ago. Just a few weeks ago she decided to take a cruise. The following conversation occurred on that cruise. Names have been changed to protect the innocent...and the stupid. I guess we will call her innocent. He, being a randy old man, shall go by the name Randy.
Randy: "So, uh...you single?"
Innocent: "Yes."
Randy;"I see. I am 83 years old, can you tell?"
Innocent: "More or less, yes. Yes I can."
Randy: "I have lots of money."
Innocent: "That must be very nice for you."
Randy: "Oh, it is. Money doesn't do it for you, then?"
Innocent: "No, not really. I am really not looking to meet anyone right now."
Randy: "You are a beautiful lady."
Innocent: "Thank you."
Randy: "Well, you really ought to consider me. Most people my age have to get up 7 or 8 times a night to urinate. I only have to get up 3 times."
Wow. If I ever need a pick-up line, I am stealing that one.
or not.
4 years ago
1 comment:
Only 3? Hot damn! And she turned him down?
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