The top 5 places to hide your cell phone in prison

If ever there was a candidate for someone of the limited intellectual capacity to feel a "need" for a cell phone while incarcerated I would put my money on it being Paris Hilton. This, by the way, is one reason I don't gamble. You see, there was, indeed, a prisoner who hid a cell phone. Well, more than a cell phone...he got the whole charge in there. So thanks to convicted murderer Tony Pile for providing inspiration for today's list of top 5 place to hide a cell phone or cell phone charger while in prison.

5) Behind a crumbling brick in the wall. This cheesy movie cliche makes one wonder if it has ever been successfully accomplished. Speaking of which, running a close second...

4) In the ventilation system. Despite its ready accessibility and handy storage nature nobody ever seems to examine them.

3) In an empty cell. nobody checks them anyway

2) In the laundry.

1) In your butt. Mmm. extra comfort.