Why does it always rain when the train passes?

Some people are extremely classy. For instance, long-haul truck drivers have been known to, in order to save time, pee into a water bottle or soda bottle and launch said projectile from their vehicle, leaving it beside the road. How lucky are the poor saps who clean that stuff up? But I guess it could be worse. They could be like the train engineers who had rotating seats installed so they could just pee out the window....

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