"we woulda won the war if it hadn't been for those meddling vibrators"

The military sometimes makes strange decisions. It has long been a running gag about 1000 dollar toilet seats, 10,000 dollar hammers, and so forth. But what else do you expect from an organization that feels threatened by remote control vibrators?


I guess the next question would be why they need a range of 6 meters...are they being used by Gumby? Is it some perverse form of torture? As in, "Ha ha! Cook dinner, woman, or I shan't turn on this deceptively powerful matt silver love egg!" Why the guy had the remote in the first place is an interesting question. Why the military of Cyprus needs to ban it is just a better one.