If you had to choose how to die, what method would you pick?

There are so many good ways to go. I am reminded of the old public domain joke about the old geezers talking about their preferred methods to die.

First guy says, "I would like to drown, I hear that is just like going to sleep."

"No, no," says the second guy, "It would be better to go sky diving, do something exciting but get it over quick."

They turn to the third guy. "How about you? How would you like to go?"

The old guy gasps and wheezes and says, "When I am about 95 I want to be shot by a jealous husband."


I guess it could be worse...you could be a highly prized salmon and drown when male toads mistook you for a girl toad and got it on with your head....