No matter how many times I see Flomax ads I still don't care. I don't really need to hear "going", "weak stream", "going too much", "not going enough", or other carnival barker hyperbole. Seriously, if you listen to all the possible symptoms then no person on earth is not in need of their product. Pretty good scam. Just not one I care about.
Kind of like all the "male enhancement" ads. I never knew there were so many euphimisms for male organ lust response that could be played on public free television.
Even better than the ads, though, is the thought put into articles about them. Take Viagra, for example. It is probably the most famous "aid" to guys who can't "get it on". It is famous for...shall we say...lifting the lowly? So how sharp would you have to be to have a headline like ""Viagra may lift..."?
I am going to say about as sharp as the editors at Reuters who came up with this gem:
"Viagra may lift effects of jet lag and shift work"
So many things are wrong with that one sentence. Key in, for a moment, on "shift work". For instance, previously he was all about foreplay, now he...well, never mind. I think you get the point. Oooooooohhhhh...that was bad. I need to lift my spirits. If you will excuse me, I will just take this little blue pill and be back in a jif.
Planning Summerfield
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We are playing Summerfield. It is a pretty soft course, looks like a 116
slope, 2300ish yards. 6 par 4s, 3 par 3s, par 33 course. I have played it
several...
5 years ago
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Did you get the best part? The studies that they did for this were on *mice*.
Who comes up with these ideas? Who pays for them? I'm in the wrong line of work.
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