Wedding thoughts

There are many things I want at my wedding. For example, if Emily is there, that would be very nice. Hard to get married without a bride (in some states; Texas, you might prefer a sheep.) And of course, having my family and friends there, having her family and friends there, these are things that matter. It would be nice as well to have well decorated furnishings, some nice music for a spot of dancing, a photographer to remember it by...but we all know it will not be complete unless something else is there.

What wedding is complete without "an appearance by Mickey and Minnie Mouse in formal attire"?

After all, what better omen could there be for your wedding that being attended by two uh...people? who in almost a hundred years have been unable to commit to each other? Their story spans centuries if the movies, tv shows, comic books and so forth are to be believed yet they can't marry each other? What, is Mickey waiting for Daisey to break up with Donald so he can move in on the real prize? Maybe Minnie is waiting for that Sleeping Beauty murderess to receive justice so she can move in on Prince Charming. Hard to say. All we do know is they both have cold feet. So I am not sure having them at my wedding is such a good idea. Besides all that, and I am not sure anyone has noticed this, but I am not sure that having Mickey and Minnie at a wedding full of fancifully dressed females is such a good idea. Did you know they are mice?