5) Compliment your partners' appearance
4) Write a sweet note
3) Perform an extra household chore
2) Prepare a special meal
1) Rob a bank and use the money to pay for your transvestite lover to have fake breasts installed.
4 years ago
My Blog List
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Space Wolves (Heresy) - 5 Terminators w.Storm Bolter, Power Fist 4 Terminators w. heavy weapons 5 Terminators w.Storm Shield and Thunder Hammer 1 Dreadnought 2 Chapter Masters 1 L...
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Quail Valley 5.25.20 - I have been on a really nice run recently. After being high 90s or low 100s most of year, I had a run of 3 rounds in the high 80s that dropped my handic...4 years ago
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Enter the fuckery - Sorry to have kept you waiting so long for this, but now you'll get a good week-of-event rant. As some of you know, I'm in charge of what is now the larges...
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Tell it on the mountain - He’s never going to believe me if I tell him. Rachel sat back in her Naugahyde recliner, cracked from years of cupping her father’s derriere where ...6 years ago
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - It has been a while since I have done one of these. There have been some fantastic movies in the last few years and some horrible ones. For the most part I...10 years ago
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Banks to Vernonia - I checked the Junior Woodchuck Guidebook. It told me that even thought I have not been training or riding like I planned this year, I still needed to at le...12 years ago
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Baltimore 10 miler Race Report - I haven't written a race report in ages but I figure an all-time fastest ever 10 mile running race deserves at the age of 40 and almost 11 months. I sign...12 years ago
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Oaks Park 2/10/12 - Anyone who knew Kenneth and Elizabeth Barton knew family and friends meant everything to them. Sadly, both have passed on to meet their maker, leaving beh...
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Kendrick Perkins and the "Icy Stare"; The New Overrated - The Oklahoma Thunder have one of the most enjoyable rosters to watch in the entire NBA. From the high-scoring Kevin Durant to the defensive talents of Serg...12 years ago
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BATTER UP! - OK, I *may* be a bit biased here but... aren't these just the CUTEST baseball players you've seen?! This was the first year we had two ball players going at...
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March, 2011 - Tim, 1st out by Josh, 10 for showing, 10 for 13th place, 20 points Jonathan, 2nd out by Josh, 10 for showing, 20 for 12th place, 30 points Phillip, 3rd out b...13 years ago
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Ways to peeve your lover? ;)
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