Things to do while driving

5) Pay attention to the road (this one just included for comedy value. We all know how few people do this)

4) Listen to the radio

3) If driving a tall vehicle, check out smaller cars to see if the girls are wearing short skirts

2) Talk on your cell phone

1) Cook sausages, have them overturn and burn your truck to the ground.

What? He was drunk when that happened? No way!

1 comment:

Riot Kitty said...

No way! The only thing I've tried to fry in my car is eggs :)