Things to do before mowing

5) Inspect the area for rocks or other objects which might strike and destroy the blades.

4) Make sure the grass is dry enough to cut cleanly.

3) Have a cap to keep the sun from damaging you.

2) Have a plan for disposing of the clippings.

1) Make sure you are not mowing over a bed of endangered flowers.

Then again, making someone "incandescent with rage" is always fun...no dim bulb that one. Ooh, what planted that pun in my head? I will just jump on my bike and petal away. Where are these all stemming from?