There must be 50 ways to leave your lover...just one to win her back

People demonstrate their love in many ways....jumping off bridges, car rammings, shootings, stabbings, microwavings...I give this genius credit for doing none of those. No, he has a better way...by following the poetic musings of an old band.

So you are going to prove your love by keeping your distance for what...weeks? a couple months? more? so you can walk out and back 500 miles each way? Yeah, you are sure a charmer. What a prize. You are going to make some woman very happy. Assuming, that is, that your foot doctor is a woman.