Top 5 ways to have sex:
5: With your wife/husband/significant other
4: Pay for play: prostitutes are legal some places
3: Go to a maximum security prison for life.
2: Kill a horse with the intent of having sex with it.
1: After getting out of prison for killing a horse to have sex with it, find a dead deer and plan to have sex with it.
What, 2 little incidents like those and suddenly they think he has sex offender tendencies? Picky, picky picky.
4 years ago
1 comment:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW! OK, what is it with the gross blogs today? I mean, I can read about sex with horses, but dead deer is pushing it ;)
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