Cruising

I used to always joke about "I wanna go cruising in a Kubota", although sometimes Kubota was replaced by Zamboni.

The jokes would include stuff like, "Hottest car on the road. All the chicks would dig it." and "Why, sometimes that thing gets up over 3 mph!"

Can you imagine how ridiculous it would be to actually take a zamboni for a spin? Oh, wait...someone did. they went out for late night snacks.

It is a growing problem as we see by way of the continuing rash of Zamboni related driving crimes such as drunken ice-clearer John Peragallo's brush with a DUI.

So the next time you are thinking of going on a crime spree, head for your nearest Zamboni dealer. There are many more opportunities for Zamboni crimes just waiting to be committed.