I used to always joke about "I wanna go cruising in a Kubota", although sometimes Kubota was replaced by Zamboni.
The jokes would include stuff like, "Hottest car on the road. All the chicks would dig it." and "Why, sometimes that thing gets up over 3 mph!"
Can you imagine how ridiculous it would be to actually take a zamboni for a spin? Oh, wait...someone did. they went out for late night snacks.
It is a growing problem as we see by way of the continuing rash of Zamboni related driving crimes such as drunken ice-clearer John Peragallo's brush with a DUI.
So the next time you are thinking of going on a crime spree, head for your nearest Zamboni dealer. There are many more opportunities for Zamboni crimes just waiting to be committed.
Planning Summerfield
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We are playing Summerfield. It is a pretty soft course, looks like a 116
slope, 2300ish yards. 6 par 4s, 3 par 3s, par 33 course. I have played it
several...
5 years ago
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Reminds me of what I heard on the radio this morning - a woman in Alabama got arrested for a DUI after riding through town drunk on a horse that kicked a police car :)
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