Top 5 Ways to Get Fired from Diplomatic Duties

5) Insult your host or guest. There are many ways to do this, including throwing up on them.

4) Go on criminal rampage using your diplomatic immunity to remain free. (A common plot device in numerous comics and novels)

3) Suddenly realize you don't know the language.

2) Suddenly realize you can't eat the food.

and the number one way to lose your job as a diplomat:

Be discovered naked, in bondage, with various other items from the s&m world lying around you in your front yard.

What, for that they fire they guy?

1 comment:

Riot Kitty said...

Oh, man! Talk about cracking down for small things ;)