The perfect marriage

Imagine, if you will, the perfect marriage. There is no fighting. No disagreements. No arguments. No chance of infidelity. And here we have it. THey will never fight, never disagree, never have any problems whatsoever. Well, maybe one...I doubt they will have children. And unless she is necrophiliac, they will never engage in marital relations. And it is tragic he was literally dead before they married.

How in the blue smurf do you fall down a well anyway?