No flowery speeches, this is a grave situation

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Some people like a freshly mowed patch of grass. Others like the decoration of flowers. When one owns the plot of land but another owns the land the plot is in...guess who wins? So now you can no longer put flowers on the graves in this cemetary...

(if you like bad, bad puns this would be a good moment to re-read the title of this post. Then throw a large, heavy object at me)

I particularly like how the two groups are fighting over something so irrelevant. After all, it isn't like Rover, John T. is going to come up out of his grave and check out what is going on. And if he bought the plot does he own it? Cause, in case you didn't know it, he is dead. Can a dead person still own something?