A litany of bad puns. And that is dead on.

Imagine a guy gets on a train. He has a heart attack. He dies. (Well, okay...don't imagine it, read about it. )

What, don't they train their staff to look for that sort of thing?
It is a good thing someone tracked him down.
His impression of someone sleeping was dead on.
There are more but even I can't take it. Might be a good time to throw in a spork joke which I would do if I wanted a spanking.