Guys will do some crazy stuff for a pretty girl. And if she happens to be one with a hard body who will move suggestively and get naked they will do even stupide.....err, crazier stuff.
I have heard of guys giving strippers some strange things. But Rashed surprised even me.
Now, the first thing a guy gives a stripper is a lustful glance. The second must be a dollar for her dance (or maybe 5?).
If the guy is rich, sometimes he gives her a home (Ted Binion comes to mind).
If the guy is creative, a med student, and unbelievably stupid, he might give her a hand he removed from a cadaver... but only after she asked him to get one for her!!!!!!!!!
Uh...okay. How exactly did that conversation go?
Rashed: "Kay girl, I love the way you move your hips and shake your @$$. You are just hot!"
Kay: "Thanks, honey. What do you do to make that money you are throwing to me?"
Rashed:"Oh, you know. Pre-med. Just do fun stuff like dissecting bodies, that sort of thing."
Kay: "Oh, that is so cool! You know what I have always wanted? A Hand off a dead body!"
Rashed:"What a great idea! And yeah, I can make that happen."
So he did. And she kept it in a jar by her bed? One suspects she did not need a nightlight. What a prize she is! She will make some vampire very happy someday...or Tycho Brahe if he ever comes back around.
Planning Summerfield
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We are playing Summerfield. It is a pretty soft course, looks like a 116
slope, 2300ish yards. 6 par 4s, 3 par 3s, par 33 course. I have played it
several...
6 years ago
1 comment:
That is one of the weirdest, sickest things I've ever read.
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