I have to hand it to you...GREAT idea!

Guys will do some crazy stuff for a pretty girl. And if she happens to be one with a hard body who will move suggestively and get naked they will do even stupide.....err, crazier stuff.

I have heard of guys giving strippers some strange things. But Rashed surprised even me.

Now, the first thing a guy gives a stripper is a lustful glance. The second must be a dollar for her dance (or maybe 5?).

If the guy is rich, sometimes he gives her a home (Ted Binion comes to mind).

If the guy is creative, a med student, and unbelievably stupid, he might give her a hand he removed from a cadaver... but only after she asked him to get one for her!!!!!!!!!

Uh...okay. How exactly did that conversation go?

Rashed: "Kay girl, I love the way you move your hips and shake your @$$. You are just hot!"
Kay: "Thanks, honey. What do you do to make that money you are throwing to me?"
Rashed:"Oh, you know. Pre-med. Just do fun stuff like dissecting bodies, that sort of thing."
Kay: "Oh, that is so cool! You know what I have always wanted? A Hand off a dead body!"
Rashed:"What a great idea! And yeah, I can make that happen."

So he did. And she kept it in a jar by her bed? One suspects she did not need a nightlight. What a prize she is! She will make some vampire very happy someday...or Tycho Brahe if he ever comes back around.

1 comment:

Riot Kitty said...

That is one of the weirdest, sickest things I've ever read.