How to become a rock star

1) demonstrate no appreciable musical talent. If you look better playing your guitar than you sound it is an excellent start. If you shout but don't sing it is even better.

2) engage in serious bouts with alcohol and other drugs

3) form new badn every 3 or 4 years since you can't get along with your old bandmates, possibly because you cannot sing, play, or stay clean and sober

4) have your wife or girlfriend burn your clothes on the front lawn. Or is that one too much of a cliche?

1 comment:

Riot Kitty said...

Can you imagine being their kids? Yikes.