It's time for "The Millenium's best Marketing campaigns"

Hey, says the first guy, I have a great idea for a marketing campaign.

Yeah? replies the other.

Sure. You know how everyone who reads our magazine is immature, laughs at crudity, stupidity, and is just generally about on the mental level year old of a horny 11 year old?

Uh-huh.

Well, what if we mailed out stuff in our magazine. Like...fart bombs. How could that possibly go wrong? It will be nothing but hilarious.


Unless, of course, putting other stacks of mail on top of the fart bomb mailers causes them to go off, the post office to call in fire fighters and bomb squads...that might suck.