And the award for"Best Line from a policeman" goes to...

Roman Krakowiak. Seems a pair of dentures were found near a vehicle that had been broken into. When police tracked down the owner he feigned innocence. In fact, he claimed, he had not only not broken into the car...he himself was a victim. He claimed he himself was victim of a theft. So Roman got loose with the "But we knew he is lying through his dentures" blast.
Note to self: Try not to leave body parts, natural or add-on, at the scene of the crime. Try to also remember to take my wallet, deposit slips, and other personal i.d. with me. Or better yet, never commit a crime in the first place...nah, that wouldn't work.

1 comment:

Riot Kitty said...

Reminds me of the guy who broke into a bank, couldn't figure out the safe, and stole the only thing in sight: a jar of suckers. And they caught him because he left a trail of sucker wrappers from the bank and on down the street...