This seems like an excellent time to congratulate....me

Because I am the "Time Magazine Person of the Year, 2006". You would think I would tire of the accolades...2006 International Poet of Merit springs readily to mind....seems like every couple months I receive some other prestigious award. But being the Time Magazine Person of the Year for 2006 might top them all. Now I am just sad because I don't waste my time reading the rag.