Home is where the bars are

IN a world where you can be a criminal just by trying to do a good job on a school project it is nice to see a politer shade of criminal. You know the ones I mean...they are given a weekend release, are late getting back "home" to jail so to make sure they get there on time they steal a car and drive themselves there. I am not sure if he should be given life without paroled for stupidity or pardoned immediately for integrity...and integrity demonstrated by criminality...I am confused.