The irony of death metal or Why is Kevorkian still cavortin

In one classic Calvin & Hobbes strip Calvin's Mom points out that death metal bands are all sell-outs. If they weren't, they would have long ago offed themselves inritualistic suicides. It was a humorous strip but it had a good point.
Well, here is another one. If the reason "Dr. Death" Jack Kevorkian is being released from prison is because of "failing health" then I shall lose all faith in his support of assisted suicide if he does not immediately participate in it himself. Have some dignity, Kevorikian, and enjoy your suicide.