It's okay, as long as there is a good reason

I have written about some really high quality people on here over the years. Like Tanya Harding, so lost in trailer park trashdom that she allegedly hurled a hubcap laying around INSIDE her trailer...no word on whether it was a double wide... Or about the guy who, when his live in refused to make him a sandwich did what any of us would have done and hurled a microwave at her then killed her by beating her head into the floor. I mean, what else could he have done? There is no way he could have...oh, I don't know...made them himself? Of course he had to waffle her with a microwave!
Well, now we have another obvious reaction to an event. Let's get the sequence of events straight:
1) act in comic movie.
2) see comic movie with husband.
3) divorce over movie.
I mean, this is at least as serious as an affair or you know...refusal to put out or something. She EMBARRASSED him...you know, the guy who got lit up by David Spade in Joe Dirt? Yeah, she embarrassed him.
This is not meant as a rip on David Spade who actually was funny in that movie...but if you get dirt spewed in your face by D-Spade, look like Rock and have "Kid" for a first name and then give being embarrassed by your wife's performance in a funny movie as a reason for divorcing...I agree. What other option did he have?
Well done, Rock and Anderson. You make America proud. I didn't realize it was possible to make the love life of Brittany Spears and Kevin Federline look intelligent but you pulled it off and that ain't easy. I am proud of you.

1 comment:

Riot Kitty said...

I'm sure the real reason is that he's hung like a fruit fly.

(Yes, I deserve a spanking.)