If you don't have a microwave handy...

Remember the dude that killed his live-in girlfriend with a microwave for not heating up his sandwich? http://darthweasel.blogspot.com/2006/04/httpabcnews.html
And, as I pointed out, what else could he do? He told her to heat them up, she said no, he apparently had a microwave in hand...well, of course he had to throw it at her. It is only natural. And hard to top...I mean, seriously, how can you do a better one than that? Well, we may have found a way.
First, take one classy guy...your wife was in concentration camps, what other choice do you have but to adorn your dwelling in swastikas? And you are getting a divorce...and, like most divorces, stuff you don't want to get rid of you have to. Like your house, for instance. So the choices are simple: sell the house, have a couple million bucks...or blow it up (allegedly). Of course he is going to blow it up! (allegedly) You had doubt?
I am learning so much about how to relate to other people. If someone upsets me and I happen to have a weed whacker in hand...of course I am going to use it on them! Oh, sure, in the past, I was stupid and would have let it slide figuring no harm done, but...well...
Or if I am walking through the grocery store and someone takes the box of cheeriohs I was looking at, what choice do I have? I pretty much need to run them over with my shopping cart, break a beer bottle over their head, and beat their head into a sodden mess with a can of Yuban. I clearly have no choice.
Conflict resolution made easy: it used to be "I'm taking my ball and going home", now it's "I will kill you with the nearest home aplliance or, barring that option, blow stuff up". It is all so clear now...

http://www.statesman.com/news/content/news/stories/nation/07/11buildingcollapse.html