Lawsuit licking good

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This is why I love the United States. Adopting our "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" and "the land of opportunity" philosophies, those fine, wonderful folks over at the Center for Science in the Public Interest, apparently using startling new research that nobody knows about, wants to protect us from Kentucky Fried Chicken, letting us know that *gasp* fried chicken, that is...chicken fried in grease...is unhealthy.
Really? Who knew? Who had any chance of figuring that out? Who saw that one coming?
I really appreciate the CfSitPI helping me out. I had no clue that the food I could not get my hand clean of grease for wasn't good for me. Hopefully next they will look into the popcorn at Regal Cinemas, because I am sure when I get a tub of grease and a gallon of soda it is very good for me. And maybe they can sue Regal, including me in a class action suit since apparently I ate something unhealthy for me last year AND DIDN'T KNOW IT.
New flash; if you eat at ANY "fast food" restauraunt and are stupid enough to think you are eating healthy, the proper way to fix your life is not to sue the purveyors of said culinary disasters. It is to start using your brain.
How long do you have to think about it to realize an Arby's where meat can sit outside for 3 days without ill effects is NOT, I repeat NOT the best thing you can do for your body? And as much as I love Subway, if you think the Jared diet is really a good idea...again, news flash, at some point we will start a class action lawsuit on your behalf.
I am so sick of everyone "protecting" us from optional behaviors we engage in. What, is there a "secret ingredient" in KFC chicken that secretly addicts us? After all, that is the defense for the justification for suing the cigarette companies.
Now, it has been a long time since I have seen this, but at one point research showed the length of time your body remained addicted to nicotine was 24 hours. That's right...all of the people struggling with the "addiction" 10 years later? I think we should do a class action lawsuit on their behalf against the psychiatrists who have convinced us we can't overcome it. Now there is a frivilous lawsuit I would get behind. Meanwhile, I have a sudden craving for some Fried Chicken. I think it is good for me.