Fresh off the overwhelming response to my Spork post (pause, wait for wind sound effect, watch tumbleweed blow by, give nervous laugh), I have decided to post again on this concept that I, and I alone find funny...the sound of the word Spork. So save yourself the pain and agony, stop reading now, because Its All About the Spork, baby.
I am thinking franchise, here. Several space themed movies...we could have characters like Spork, the pointy-eared logical Vulcan. We could have a Captain Kirkspork, the hard-@$$ guy always demanding more than the ship can give...and the Scottish voice actor saying, "Aye, Cap'an, I'm givin' her all she's got, but she canna take much more of a sporking."
Please note, these ideas are all completely original. Any relationship you fantasize between these and some cheesy science fiction program from the 60s are completely a fantasy in your noggin. (editors note: previous line appears to contain lies. Lots of them. And a small amount of sarcasm.)
Then we could do sequels...like, the Vulcan could, logically, sacrifice himself, losing those precious tines and becoming merely a spoon, then the heroic ship could go off on...wait for it..."The Search for Spork".
Now, if you have ever been to KFC and had their potatoes and gravy, get ready to groan...
The intrepid explores of the USS Enterspork could encounter alien beings who could become their nemesis: The cling-ons. *rimshot*
Okay, that one was so bad, I think I have it out of my system. Just like the USS Enterspork flew out of the Milky Way solar system. I guess one more DID hurt. I am crying now, that was awful. I would apologize except someguy just said if I did, he would cut me with a spork.
4 years ago
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