What I posted on my neighbors door tonight

It is only fair to warn you that your neighbor is a complete jerk who pretty much hates every living person on the face of the earth that is not his direct family or close friend. This extended to his previous neighbors, one of who beat the snot out of his car door. He recently traded that one in and purchased a newer car which he likes very much. At first he had no opinion about his new neighbors. He never bothered them and purposely left as much room as possible for them to park their car. Yet his new neighbors have gotten his car door twice and his wheel well once. He sees the yellow where they went all the way through the paint. Maybe you should be careful when opening your door. Or maybe it isn’t you. After all, when he parks at work there is a tree on the passenger side and no parking on the drivers side, so obviously it could be happening there. Or maybe when he goes to the store, where he parks on the street with no parking to the side it is happening. Or maybe it happens when he goes to his Dads, where no one has ever parked next to him. Or maybe it is the door ding gnomes sneaking into the parking lot in the middle of the night. After all, it seems to have been in the morning every time one of these new ones has appeared. There are three now. Let’s all hope they stop at three. Now. Before the Door ding gnome gets more than one car. I have a sneaking suspicion they are going to the next time he strikes mine.