Actual event from today:
*Ring* receptionist picks up phone
"Thank you for calling ******"
"No, John Doe is out sick today. Can **** help you?"
my phone rings.
"Thank you for calling ******, this is Darth Weasel, can I help you?"
Him: "I need to speak with John Doe"
What I wanted to say: "He is still out sick. Nothing changed in the last three seconds."
I do not have a fix for you! - I've been waiting to do another good rant, and here I go! As some of you know, I'm in charge of a several-thousand person event this month. I love my job. ...
2 weeks ago