Actual event from today:
*Ring* receptionist picks up phone
"Thank you for calling ******"
"No, John Doe is out sick today. Can **** help you?"
my phone rings.
"Thank you for calling ******, this is Darth Weasel, can I help you?"
Him: "I need to speak with John Doe"
What I wanted to say: "He is still out sick. Nothing changed in the last three seconds."
Theft. - I keep apologizing for not posting often when I do post, and then feel bad when I don't post, so here it is: I had a traumatic experience in January that b...
4 weeks ago