Actual event from today:
*Ring* receptionist picks up phone
"Thank you for calling ******"
"No, John Doe is out sick today. Can **** help you?"
my phone rings.
"Thank you for calling ******, this is Darth Weasel, can I help you?"
Him: "I need to speak with John Doe"
What I wanted to say: "He is still out sick. Nothing changed in the last three seconds."
What I wanted to say - Dear Tootie, You are no longer suffering, and for that I am grateful. I've gone through so many feelings since you left this world Saturday. Grief, relief...
1 month ago