Actual event from today:
*Ring* receptionist picks up phone
"Thank you for calling ******"
"No, John Doe is out sick today. Can **** help you?"
my phone rings.
"Thank you for calling ******, this is Darth Weasel, can I help you?"
Him: "I need to speak with John Doe"
What I wanted to say: "He is still out sick. Nothing changed in the last three seconds."
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