So my cousin got married Friday night. Through a series of inconvenient circumstances, I was ill-prepared.
Not that it would stop me going. You go when important things happen with/for your family.
Knowing my brother and his wife were stopping at the mall, I asked them to pick up the gift for her and I would pay them back when they picked me up. My wife suggested a gift from my cousins registry and that is what I asked them to get.
At which point my brother said the following to his wife.
"I have to go to Victoria's Secret to pick up a gift for my brother."
Don't you wish you were part of our family?
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