The best way to have a merry Christmas? Getting a cheap laugh. So for no apparent reason, I bring you an actual conversation from today.
Waitress: "And for you sir?"
Me: "I would like the Strawberry Compote Dutch Baby combo."
Waitress: "And how would you like your eggs?"
Me: "On a plate."
Waitress (looks down, starts to write, hesitates, looks up at me...breaks up laughing.)
Yeah, not much...but there it is.
And for those of you from north of the border...Happy Boxing Day, eh?
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