Bella saw Bailie start to eat her burger. Bella thought for a moment.
"How can I get the burger? I know I am not supposed to have it, but it looks so good."
So she decided to play innocent. First, she lured Bailie over to stand next to the couch, hand holding burger hanging over the arm-rest. Then, craftily, Bella scurried into the kitchen and barked.
Predictably, Bailie turned her head to see what Bella was barking at. When she did, Bella shot into the living room, leaped onto the couch, onto the armrest...and snapped off a piece of burger.
If our politicians had half the planning skills and execution that pea-brained little mutt has, this world would be a better place. Too bad they more closely resemble her criminal, gluttonous tendencies...
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