Hey, have you seen the car?

I wasn't there to hear it, but I imagine the conversation went something like this.

"Have you seen the Escort? I was looking to sell it."

"Sorry, no, I haven't."

"Well that just miffs me. I am so upset I am going to go chop down some weeds in the garden to work off some steam."

*** Time passes. Sweat covered return to the house.

"Guess what I found in the garden?"

"Vegetables?"

"Bwoohahahaha, in a garden so overgrown with weeds that it has been compared to a jungle? I think not."

"Good point. What did you find?"

"The Escort. Under the weeds. Only been lost for about 30 years..."