Ink that man to a writers contract

It is an old story, one I am sure you are tired of hearing. So we will try to make it fresh by reconstructing the conversation. First, set the scene. Cop pulls guy over, walks up, asks for identification.

Darnell:I don't have none. Never did.

Cop: I see. So what is your name?

Darnell: Darnell Lewis.

Cop: The Darnell I believe. I am not so sure about the Lewis. See, you look a lot like Darnell Frazier.

Darnell: Who is that?

Cop:A guy with 4 misdemeanor warrants for his arrest, including counts of driving while suspended and no proof of insurance.

Darnell: So why you think I be he?

Cop: Largely because you have the name "Frazier" tattooed on your neck.

Darnell: Uh, yeah, about that...uh...I really like Smoking Joe?

Cop: Out of the car please, you are under arrest.