I told you cigarettes would kill you.

General Edi had a terrible nicotine habit. Every day for 24 years he went through about 10 cigarettes a day. 

Oh, not in the normal way. No, no, General Edi had a very peculiar method. He chewed them.
He liked to eat the tobacco.
And paper.
Then chew on the filter for a while before spitting it out.

10 times a day he would work through this process.

And sure enough, cigarettes killed him.

Oh, not the tobacco. Or the nicotine. Or the paper. 

No, he was killed by the car that struck him when he was on his way to the tobacco shop. 

We will miss that little Dachsund.

yep. General Edi, the 10 cigarrette a day chewer...was a dog.

1 comment:

Riot Kitty said...

That is so disgusting. Then again, I used to have a cat that ate litter.