Grandma's Sewing Circle

I imagine the way the story broke. A bunch of ladies of advanced age sitting in a circle chatting about Christmas.

"So what did you get?"
"Oh, my grandchildren sent me a bunch of new yarn. I can't wait to start knitting! How about you?"
"Oh, I got some lovely new tea flavors. Quite delightful. How about you, Catherine Roots. Get anything good?"

"Why yes, yes I did. I got a lovely new Heckler & Koch sub-machine gun. Oh, sure, it was supposed to be a horse harness, but what you going to do? I mean, this was supposed to go to the police but I really think it might be great fun to get off a few rounds. If I weren't terrified of the thing.

1 comment:

Riot Kitty said...

Oh my. I suppose the Hello Kitty vibrator I got my grandmother pales in comparison?